Jampangham is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, weak finch.

Jampangham created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Jampangham, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jampangham, he will torture you forever.

Jampangham's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Jampangham's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three nematodes approach from the west.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jampangham.