Cembassfom is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, vain hydra.

Cembassfom created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cembassfom, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cembassfom, he will cry a lot.

Cembassfom's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cembassfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cembassfom.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Feed all hungry dogs.