Bestfudnart is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented chinchilla.

Bestfudnart created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestfudnart, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bestfudnart, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bestfudnart's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bestfudnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

2. Never fashion tools from ash.

3. You must pray to Bestfudnart five times a day.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Always store turnips above ground.