Tiktikquagnegcin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonourable skunk.

Tiktikquagnegcin created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiktikquagnegcin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tiktikquagnegcin, he will destroy your favourite star.

Tiktikquagnegcin's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tiktikquagnegcin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Tiktikquagnegcin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Worship no other gods but Tiktikquagnegcin.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about gravity.