Konmobjigloppithapkab Miswotnad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective guinea pig.

Konmobjigloppithapkab Miswotnad created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konmobjigloppithapkab Miswotnad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Konmobjigloppithapkab Miswotnad, it will destroy your favourite star.

Konmobjigloppithapkab Miswotnad's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Konmobjigloppithapkab Miswotnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach mountains carrying ash.

2. Always act with purity.

3. Never sing near otters.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Always wear brown.