Tundogfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, irritating goat.

Tundogfarn created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tundogfarn, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tundogfarn, he will turn you into a worm.

Tundogfarn's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tundogfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near geese while wearing purple dresses and balancing five iron spheres on your back.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never wear orange jumpers.

5. Run away if seven badgers approach from the north.