Pinsabquim is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, selfish fairy.

Pinsabquim created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinsabquim, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pinsabquim, she will destroy your home planet.

Pinsabquim's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Pinsabquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Pinsabquim in the centre of the settlement.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not stand on grass.