Yokfubcud is a god.

He takes the form of a small, narcissistic wolf.

Yokfubcud created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Yokfubcud, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yokfubcud, he will throw large rocks at you.

Yokfubcud's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Yokfubcud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine gold sculptures of Yokfubcud on top of important buildings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never feed peas to great tits while wearing trousers.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Yokfubcud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Respect your elders.