Bigripbum is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental gnu.

Bigripbum created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bigripbum, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bigripbum, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bigripbum's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bigripbum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bigripbum.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never go into black rooms.