Kimruttgut is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, fast sheep.

Kimruttgut created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimruttgut, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kimruttgut, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kimruttgut's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Kimruttgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.

2. Do not place beans upon stone.

3. You must pray to Kimruttgut seven times a day.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never fashion tools from wood.