Fitjadmifged is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful fish.

Fitjadmifged created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitjadmifged, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fitjadmifged, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fitjadmifged's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fitjadmifged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never hurt horses.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Never handle lead while unclean.