Ranpangdog Natbidtarpmatdoss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive frog.

Ranpangdog Natbidtarpmatdoss created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranpangdog Natbidtarpmatdoss, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ranpangdog Natbidtarpmatdoss, she will think nothing of it.

Ranpangdog Natbidtarpmatdoss' most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Ranpangdog Natbidtarpmatdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.