Wonbodflap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, calm fish.

Wonbodflap created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbodflap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wonbodflap, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wonbodflap's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Wonbodflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never pour water over plants.