Limzakspagfidmitparkyar is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable centaur.

Limzakspagfidmitparkyar created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limzakspagfidmitparkyar, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Limzakspagfidmitparkyar, it will turn you into a snail.

Limzakspagfidmitparkyar's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Limzakspagfidmitparkyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Never wear indigo skirts.

3. Turtles are not to be trusted.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.