Nilzanarf is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, stupid dingo.

Nilzanarf created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilzanarf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nilzanarf, it will curse you with boils.

Nilzanarf's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nilzanarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always share lentils with strangers, but never with ducks.

2. Never record numbers.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Never stain your back with violet.

5. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.