Jadtannig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, vain walrus.

Jadtannig created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadtannig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jadtannig, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Jadtannig's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Jadtannig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill geese.

2. Always treat birds with great respect.

3. Feed all hungry mice.

4. Never allow manatees to witness sacred rites.

5. Always maintain purity during holy days.