Limdobquat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, deceitful crow.

Limdobquat created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limdobquat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Limdobquat, she will strike you with lightening.

Limdobquat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Limdobquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Limdobquat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Limdobquat loves doves, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.