Besspasdag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid bat.

Besspasdag created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Besspasdag, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Besspasdag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Besspasdag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Besspasdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always store onions above ground.

2. Never sit in the presence of elders.

3. Do not keep four geese in a large pit.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.