Vog is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced crab.

Vog created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Vog, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vog's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Vog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Do not hurt tortoises.

3. Do not take Vog's name in vain.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.