Taf Weghud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous skunk.

Taf Weghud created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Taf Weghud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Taf Weghud, he will destroy your home planet.

Taf Weghud's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Taf Weghud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not place aubergines upon stone.

4. Never cross rivers at midnight.

5. You must pray to Taf Weghud nine times a day.