Legkemwat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring fairy.

Legkemwat created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legkemwat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Legkemwat, it will try to impress you with trees.

Legkemwat's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Legkemwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near doves while wearing gray hats and balancing five aluminium spheres on your hands.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Feed all hungry gulls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.