Pasnadsug is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, sage sheep.

Pasnadsug created life two years ago.

If you believe in Pasnadsug, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pasnadsug, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Pasnadsug's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Pasnadsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Never travel toward the south during summer.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Do not skip in public.