Ruldogvin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, strong goose.

Ruldogvin created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruldogvin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ruldogvin, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Ruldogvin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ruldogvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow shrews to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near otters while wearing orange scarves and balancing nine zinc spheres on your back.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never adorn your hands with yellow markings.