Gebrillgess is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, astonishing otter.

Gebrillgess created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebrillgess, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gebrillgess, he will not care.

Gebrillgess' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gebrillgess' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not keep three geese in a large pit.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Gebrillgess in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never write about moons.