Stannurlnat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable chinchilla.

Stannurlnat created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stannurlnat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stannurlnat, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Stannurlnat's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Stannurlnat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never feed apples to gulls while wearing fawn boots.

4. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

5. Do not resist fate.