Dissquillflagsug is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, caring hippopotamus.

Dissquillflagsug created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissquillflagsug, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dissquillflagsug, she will destroy your favourite star.

Dissquillflagsug's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dissquillflagsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Feed all hungry gulls.

4. You must love Dissquillflagsug.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.