Fligflisfid is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, boastful naga.

Fligflisfid created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligflisfid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fligflisfid, she will destroy your favourite star.

Fligflisfid's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Fligflisfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of elders.

2. Never wear fawn hats.

3. Run away if nine great tits approach from the west.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Never talk about special relativity near shrews while wearing gray scarves and balancing six carbon spheres on your neck.