Appcamtarg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Appcamtarg created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Appcamtarg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Appcamtarg, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Appcamtarg's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Appcamtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Appcamtarg must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Hide if eight dolphins approach from the north.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.