Liggig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty hippopotamus.

Liggig created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liggig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Liggig, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Liggig's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Liggig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Erect four silicon sculptures of Liggig on top of important buildings.

3. Never mention tortoises.

4. You must pray to Liggig six times a day.

5. You must love Liggig.