Siscebvil is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, happy bat.

Siscebvil created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Siscebvil, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Siscebvil, she will turn you into a rock.

Siscebvil's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Siscebvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never touch ash while unclean.

3. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not wear skirts marked with white.