Yogyartmin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic finch.

Yogyartmin created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogyartmin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yogyartmin, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yogyartmin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yogyartmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with mauve.

2. Never feed wheat to sharks while wearing orange shorts.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not fashion tools from gold.