Fossansak is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, intelligent ferret.

Fossansak created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossansak, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fossansak, she will turn you into a goat.

Fossansak's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fossansak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Run away from green shrews, for they are unholy.