Bendibnell Targjinbed is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, generous walrus.

Bendibnell Targjinbed created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bendibnell Targjinbed, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bendibnell Targjinbed, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Bendibnell Targjinbed's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bendibnell Targjinbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from bone.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bendibnell Targjinbed.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.