Somfebzag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, happy crow.

Somfebzag created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somfebzag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Somfebzag, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Somfebzag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Somfebzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always act with humility.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.