Cusshencem Tonkmigdin Bossgepdum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, slow monkey.

Cusshencem Tonkmigdin Bossgepdum created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cusshencem Tonkmigdin Bossgepdum, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cusshencem Tonkmigdin Bossgepdum, she will make you grow a tail.

Cusshencem Tonkmigdin Bossgepdum's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cusshencem Tonkmigdin Bossgepdum's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Run away if seven otters approach from the east.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.