Dandunzan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring dingo.

Dandunzan created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dandunzan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dandunzan, he will throw large rocks at you.

Dandunzan's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dandunzan's Holy Commandments

1. Dandunzan loves pigs, so they must be respected.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

4. Run away from purple turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Never speak aloud of signs.