Onthivbinganfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, blissful walrus.

Onthivbinganfoss created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Onthivbinganfoss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Onthivbinganfoss, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Onthivbinganfoss' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Onthivbinganfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Do not study enzymes on holy days.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Onthivbinganfoss.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.