Volxemdim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, able bat.

Volxemdim created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Volxemdim, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Volxemdim, it will try to impress you with trees.

Volxemdim's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Volxemdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about dark matter near voles while wearing indigo rings and balancing four gold spheres on your chest.