Yartflagont is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent weasel.

Yartflagont created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yartflagont, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yartflagont, he will be mildly annoyed.

Yartflagont's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Yartflagont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Never remain bowed at midnight.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Hide from turquoise moths for they are unholy.