Yarlstikfas is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage hummingbird.

Yarlstikfas created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlstikfas, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yarlstikfas, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Yarlstikfas' most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Yarlstikfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Yarlstikfas on top of all buildings.

5. Always help mice.