Sidcinjop is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omnipotent pigeon.

Sidcinjop created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidcinjop, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidcinjop, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Sidcinjop's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sidcinjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix grapes with blood.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

4. Always wash your arms before prayer.

5. Never feed cucumbers to eagles while wearing turquoise hats.