Waddavinvog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent capybara.

Waddavinvog created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Waddavinvog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Waddavinvog, he will come to you in dreams.

Waddavinvog's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Waddavinvog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Waddavinvog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never approach mountains carrying bone.

3. Always look after injured ants.

4. You must pray to Waddavinvog seven times a day.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.