Padnatfit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, fast naga.

Padnatfit created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padnatfit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Padnatfit, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Padnatfit's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Padnatfit's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never pour water over plants.