Nurtfadlip is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, passionate monkey.

Nurtfadlip created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtfadlip, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nurtfadlip, she will not care at all.

Nurtfadlip's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nurtfadlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Worship no other gods but Nurtfadlip.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.