Kenmilapp is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective eagle.

Kenmilapp created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenmilapp, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kenmilapp, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kenmilapp's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Kenmilapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never run in the presence of elders.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Always look after injured squirrels.

5. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.