Fedjip is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, kind dragonfly.

Fedjip created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedjip, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fedjip, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fedjip's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fedjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Always maintain patience during fasting days.