Rakhamyamster Bifvilbell is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unthinking crow.

Rakhamyamster Bifvilbell created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rakhamyamster Bifvilbell, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rakhamyamster Bifvilbell, it will turn you into a mole.

Rakhamyamster Bifvilbell's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Rakhamyamster Bifvilbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention otters.

2. Rats are not to be trusted.

3. You must pray to Rakhamyamster Bifvilbell four times a day.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Do not kill dogs.