Tabxinfembog is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, irritating dog.

Tabxinfembog created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabxinfembog, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tabxinfembog, he will be very unhappy.

Tabxinfembog's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tabxinfembog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tabxinfembog.

3. Hide if three birds approach from the north.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Always pray immersed in water.