Afcimdot is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, strong walrus.

Afcimdot created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Afcimdot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Afcimdot, it will curse you with boils.

Afcimdot's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Afcimdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six manatees in a large pit.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. You must love Afcimdot.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Afcimdot.