Nuttaggom Pangdussin is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, omniscient pig.

Nuttaggom Pangdussin created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttaggom Pangdussin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nuttaggom Pangdussin, he will make you grow a tail.

Nuttaggom Pangdussin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nuttaggom Pangdussin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near tortoises while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing nine tin spheres on your back.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Never paint your feet orange.