Flagstragrag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful bear.

Flagstragrag created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagstragrag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Flagstragrag, he will cry a lot.

Flagstragrag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Flagstragrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Run away from turquoise tortoises, for they are unholy.

3. Heed all visions.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Never look at comets.