Pop is a god.

He takes the form of a small, merciless mongoose.

Pop created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pop, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pop, he will have a low opinion of you.

Pop's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Pop's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Hide from yellow capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Always treat geese with great respect.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.