Sugdotcan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful tortoise.

Sugdotcan created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugdotcan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sugdotcan, she will not care.

Sugdotcan's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Sugdotcan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Sugdotcan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Do not commit murder.