Witcusslab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering bee.

Witcusslab created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Witcusslab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Witcusslab, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Witcusslab's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Witcusslab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.