Flatlop Zimgunwap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast fly.

Flatlop Zimgunwap created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flatlop Zimgunwap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flatlop Zimgunwap, it will cry a lot.

Flatlop Zimgunwap's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Flatlop Zimgunwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow great tits to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never hop in winter.

3. Never think about dark energy near dogs while wearing indigo boots and balancing three aluminium spheres on your feet.

4. Flatlop Zimgunwap loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not take Flatlop Zimgunwap's name in vain.