Mabhudwonnab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless raccoon.

Mabhudwonnab created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabhudwonnab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mabhudwonnab, it will turn you into a rock.

Mabhudwonnab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Mabhudwonnab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never hurt porpoises.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.