Hudsadnart Megquatcin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, charitable pig.

Hudsadnart Megquatcin created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hudsadnart Megquatcin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hudsadnart Megquatcin, she will throw large rocks at you.

Hudsadnart Megquatcin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Hudsadnart Megquatcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three voles near towers.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always count to six before sleeping.