Higstiking Sagarpbug is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful pig.

Higstiking Sagarpbug created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higstiking Sagarpbug, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Higstiking Sagarpbug, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Higstiking Sagarpbug's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Higstiking Sagarpbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare lentils during autumn.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Higstiking Sagarpbug.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.