Wabmindun is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unthinking mongoose.

Wabmindun created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabmindun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wabmindun, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wabmindun's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Wabmindun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three snails approach from the west.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Run away if six horses approach from the north.

5. Never feed cucumbers to eagles while wearing orange stockings.