Vidappdud is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, almighty newt.

Vidappdud created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidappdud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vidappdud, it will turn you into a puffin.

Vidappdud's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Vidappdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during holy days.

2. Do not fashion tools from iron.

3. Hide if nine nematodes approach from the west.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Vidappdud loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.