Monmindab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, resourceful owl.

Monmindab created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Monmindab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Monmindab, she will make you grow a tail.

Monmindab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Monmindab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.