Litloprag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient toad.

Litloprag created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litloprag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Litloprag, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Litloprag's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Litloprag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not resist balance.