Fligsinboss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient weasel.

Fligsinboss created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fligsinboss, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fligsinboss, she will cry a lot.

Fligsinboss' most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fligsinboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Feed all hungry tapirs.

3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

4. Retreat if five doves approach from the south.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.