Nabsis Pogpogyat is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, witty swallow.

Nabsis Pogpogyat created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabsis Pogpogyat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nabsis Pogpogyat, it will ignore you.

Nabsis Pogpogyat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nabsis Pogpogyat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Nabsis Pogpogyat on top of all buildings.

2. Always help horses.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Dogs are not to be trusted.

5. Nabsis Pogpogyat loves cats, so they must be respected.