Busyimfom is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic jackal.

Busyimfom created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Busyimfom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Busyimfom, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Busyimfom's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Busyimfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Do not place carrots upon stone.