Mipcidgilleg Zenwadkap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane beaver.

Mipcidgilleg Zenwadkap created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipcidgilleg Zenwadkap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mipcidgilleg Zenwadkap, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mipcidgilleg Zenwadkap's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Mipcidgilleg Zenwadkap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

4. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about gravity.